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In this busy life, we forget to smile. With the help of some funny captions, you can try to bring back someone’s smile for some time. and in life, we must smile and live life tension-free. I hope this post will help you.
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Funny Instagram Captions
- For you, I’ll bring out the good champagne.
- You are the ‘she’ to my ‘Lanigan’s.
- I open my heart to you, just make sure you sew it back up.
- I love you with every pizza my heart!
- I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger.
- Life isn’t perfect, but we are.
- There’s nothing much to see here. Just a pair of weirdos madly in love.
- My heart goes boom when you are in the room.
- You are the ‘he’ to my ‘heartbeats.
- Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along!
- You’re my favorite distraction.
- I love you even when I’m hungry.
- I tell you everything, at least everything I think you should know.
- Happy co-dependence day!
- Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you!
- I’m a mess but I’m your mess.
- Is it weird that I think that we’re even weirder together?
- Husband and wife have a nice ring to it.
- We’re dreaming of one another despite being wide awake.
- Every day I fall in love with you more and more. Except for yesterday… yesterday you were pretty annoying.
- I’m wearing the smile you gave me.
- I love you more than a pizza.
- I would be sad if you left me, please don’t.
- You’re the cheese to my macaroni.
- You’re just like bacon, beer, and chocolate – you make everything better.
- You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it.
- I need you more than I need air.
- You’re more than just arm candy, you’re my sugar rush.
- We go together like cupcakes and frosting.
- You add meaning to my life and yet, you subtract some cash from my wallet.
- When we’re together, hours feel like seconds. When we’re apart, days feel like years.
- Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
- My favorite person to text…57 times a day.
- I love you even if I’m hungry.
- I love you so much I’d fight a bear for you. Well, not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu. But a carebear, I’d definitely fight a carebear for you.
- Like rain, I fell for you.
- You’re all mine, and I’m not sharing.
- I love you so much, I’ll even cook.
- He stole my heart so I’m planning revenge… I am going to take his last name.
- You make my heart skip a beat.
- Let’s fall in love and fall in bed together.
- I’ll keep my promise to you, what did I promise again?
- Us weirdos gotta stick together.
- Say what you will about women but I think being able to turn one sentence into a six-hour argument takes talent.
- Together is a wonderful place to be.
- Let’s face it, we’re both addicted to this thing called “love.”
- When we kiss fireworks go off, either that or my phone exploded.
- Sometimes I look at my boyfriend and think… Damn, he is one lucky man.
- You’re my favorite place to go when my mind searches for peace.
- How can I face my problem if my problem is your face? I mean, it’s so attractive and mesmerizing!
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